By The Emperor
Move over Vinman, I am going to right some wrongs pal. My LEGENDARY friend, Jean-Claude Van Damme was put on BLAST by these assclown, noodle dick, twat, LOSERS, who wouldn’t know a spirit if it harpooned them in their fat ass, keyboard warrior idiot FOOLS who said he was DEAD. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but he’s alive and well and isn’t too happy about what you’re saying. Dang!
I just spoke to my BFF, Jean-Claude and he was steaming mad and said: “I am going to karate chop their balls off, shit down their necks and step on their cranks for saying I died! Who dat.” Well said Jean-Claude!
Finally, the Vinman is back on RSR and talking about my LEGENDARY friend, the Rock (Dwayne Johnson). Check this out. One of these assclown, noodle dick, twat, LOSERS, wouldn’t know a spirit if it harpooned them in their fat ass, keyboard warrior idiot FOOLS said that The Rock died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but he’s alive and well and isn’t too happy about what you’re saying. YA HEARD!
Nicki Minaj PREGNANT: Lil Wayne IS NOT THE FATHER – Eyewitness Comes Forward – Breaking Entertainment News
OMG straights and queens all around the world. My BFF Nicki Minaj is Prego, Wego, Wolly Golly ole Molly! But that tattoo freak Lil Wayne aint the babby’s daddy. Ha Ha Ha
No, not even close…. Nicki just called me and said, “Empy, you aint right, but your ass aint been tight in about 30 years, but let me fill you in on this here baby bump I am sporting. The baby’s daddy aint no Lil Wayne, it’s this hottie on the picture with me I just emailed your Queen Account. Check it out, he is one hung cat, who my little brat will be proud to call daddy. I am so excited, Empy, and will see you soon over in England.”
There you have it from my BFF Nicki Minaj!
I have to go now and park my husband Herol’s new Fiat..
Let me tell you something queens, I am the biggest UNDERTAKER Fan in the history of the WWE. He rules and the rest of them drool. Ha Ha Ha
Well, my inside source in old Vinnie Mac’s office who will go unnamed, told me his next opponent will be none other than, CLICK HERE.
It will be a great match.
I have to go now and park my husband Herol’s new Fiat…
IBF junior welterweight champion Lamont Peterson held a media workout ahead of his January 25 title bout against Dierry Jean, which will take place at the DC Armory and headline a live Showtime telecast.
Lamont Peterson: “I intend to continue to be the champion after my fight on January 25. I don’t worry about comments from him [Dierry Jean]. At the end of the day he’s got to get in the ring with me. He can say whatever he wants, but he’ll see when he gets in there that it’s not an easy task. It’s always a great thing to fight at home. When the crowd is cheering for you, it gives you the extra energy to pull out the close rounds and close fights. I’m glad to be fighting at home. I never really left the gym since my last fight. I’ve been doing a lot of strength and conditioning, although at this point it’s mostly boxing. Right now, I’m working on the game plan and making sure I execute when I get in the ring.
“I try to put that [loss] behind me. Boxing is for a thinking sportsman. [Boxing] It’s not a sport where you should be letting those things get to you. You have to fight smart and the best way to do that is to clear your mind.
Well, the Queen is here, and let me tell you something sisters, Governor Chris Christie is my BFF and has the body of a GODDESS! Ha Ha Ha They keep messing with my main man and I am here to tell you, he is GUILTY of NOTHING, but loving his local food spot. If I were CC, I would tell the state of New Jersey, “Screw this I RESIGN”! He owes zero to the assclowns, noodledicks, keyboard warriors liberal twats who dat dang that are fucking with him.
I must tell you on a separate note, I have no clue how this shocking video is on Youtube, but I am here to tell you, it’s a classic!
I have to go now and park my husband Herol’s car….
Hello American people. This is your favorite writer, “The Real Queen of England” and I am here to tell you brother, John Cena is a naughty tart. We go a long way back and he has always been my BFF. John as we all know is packing some heat in those speedos with women throwing themselves at him no matter how he tries to pile drive his man meat in his pants. Being a stud like him, I can remember back in the 70’s when all of the Village People wanted to do the YMCA with me, but I wasn’t having it. I was at that time, dating my husband Herol and he would get model airplanes in the mail from companies like no other and to this day, no one can touch his plane collection! Ha ha ha
First our very own Vinnie Franklin received the Writer of the Century Award for his outstanding journalism in the world of entertainment and now, our very own The Emperor, better known as “The Real Queen of England” picked up the 2014 Queen of the Century Award from Journalists Ask Casual Office Fun Fun (JACKOFF) at the LEGENDARY Motel Six today, in front of 29 Billion people in attendance to include, one midget named Peyote Ping Pong.
The Emperor looked stunning in her sexy off the shoulder dress and was very moved by the billions in attendance to include that midget Peyote.
She had this to say, working for two great lads in “Bad” Brad Berkwitt and Geno “Bambino” McGahee has been a girls dream come true. Next to meeting my husband Herol years ago and sleeping with the entire punk band I front, “The Lads With No Nads”, this is my favorite moment in yours truly life. Ha ha ha
RSR was induated with emails to The Emperor on her joyous occasion. Here they are.
Ground control to Major Tom, come in Tommy Boy…. It’s the “Real Queen of England” here and my flat has become Bigfoot Central. Today, my husband, Herol, and his assistant Jonas, sifted through nine billion and two emails from my Emperor account that got slammed with my dedicated readers sending me Bigfoot news and photographs today. Ha ha ha
Jonas, who also is the President of “The Menudo Fan Club”/Queen of the Harlem Shake and the owner of a proud new puppy Cookie, chose this story and photograph from Arika Boneless from South Dakota.
Undefeated Heavyweight contender Bryant “By-By” Jennings (17-0, 9 KOs) is preparing for the biggest fight of his career when he faces fellow unbeaten, polish superstar Artur Szpilka (16-0, 12 KO’s). The bout will take place at The Theater at Madison Square Garden, as the co-feature to Garcia vs. Burgos which will be televised live on HBO Boxing After Dark®, on Saturday, Jan. 25, beginning at 9:45 p.m. ET/PT.
With less than two weeks away from his showdown with Szpilka, Jennings reflects on training camp, making his HBO debut and fighting at Madison Square Garden for the first time.
Deep Silver announced today that the racing game NASCAR ’14, developed by Eutechnyx, will launch in North America on February 18, 2014 on the Xbox 360® games and entertainment system from Microsoft, the PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system and PC for the suggested retail price of $49.99. Pre-order offers at Walmart, Gamestop, Best Buy, Target and Amazon may include diecast cars, exclusive paint schemes and more.
Fueled by high-octane intensity and the opportunity to relive the best NASCAR moments from both the 2013 season packed into the game plus regular downloadable content updates as the upcoming season progresses, NASCAR ’14 offers fans the most complete NASCAR® experience yet.
PQube and Milestone (one of the most recognized racing videogame developers and publishers for consoles and Windows® PC) are pleased to announce that MXGP: The Official Motocross Videogame will be available in the UK on the 28th March 2014 for PlayStation®3, PlayStation®Vita, Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and Windows PC®.
MXGP: The Official Motocross Videogame is the official game of the World Motocross Championship – authentically simulating the emotion, the mud, the amazing jumps and fierce competition of this incredible sport.
Konami Digital Entertainment, Inc. today unveiled new Dracula-centric screenshots, character concept art, and more for Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2, available on February 25, 2014 in North and South America for PlayStation®3, Xbox 360® and Windows PC.
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 concludes the revamped series in epic style. Featuring a sprawling, open-world environment, free-roaming cameras, and over 20 hours of action, combat and exploration, the new game picks up where the acclaimed original left off. Awoken after centuries of slumber and yearning for release from his immortal bonds, Dracula finds himself stranded and powerless in contemporary times. Thus, the immortal vampire must rediscover his powers as he makes a pact with Death to defeat Satan. Only then will he gain eternal rest.
Nintendo eShop on Wii U or Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo 3DS XL offers a variety of free and paid for software, as well as videos, user reviews and more information about Wii U and Nintendo 3DS software. On Wii U, users can download free game demos and Wii U Download Software or watch videos. On Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo 3DS XL users can download free game demos, Nintendo 3DS Download Software, classic games for Virtual Console, Downloadable Videos and Nintendo DSiWare. Download versions of selected Wii U Disc software or Nintendo 3DS Card software are also now available (additional storage devices may be required to download these games from Nintendo eShop). Funds to purchase software can be added using a credit card or through Nintendo eShop cards which can be found at retail stores.
The start to the New Year signals bright horizons. For MonkeyPaw Games, Inc. the start to 2014 will bring six new Japanese import titles to the PlayStation®Network Store. This rapid-fire release campaign, dubbed “Retro Rush” will deliver some hidden gems along with the much-anticipated sequel to Tomba, Tomba! 2.
Starting January 14, 2014, MonkeyPaw Games will be releasing one PSone® import game a week, for six weeks. The Retro Rush titles are some of the most exciting games MonkeyPaw has uncovered to date and run the gamut of genres including Fighting, Action, Platforming and Fire Fighting RPG.
Let me tell you something brother. The WM 30 show is going to be one to remember man and it may bring it back to the beginning if Vinnie Mac can bring the Hulkster to the ring to face Roddy Piper. From my inside sources man, it looks like a done deal. The Hulkster, if they can pry him off of Brutus Beefcake, may just make his way to the ring to be part of the show that he helped make so popular brother.
ID’s All-New Series SECRET LIVES OF STEPFORD WIVES Reveals the Ugly Truth That Cosmetics Can’t Conceal
Classic Stepford wives strive to be perfect homemakers in a world of prize-winning pie recipes, PTA meetings, and perfect martinis but, behind closed doors, their marriages are as tarnished as neglected sterling silver. In the all-new series SECRET LIVES OF STEPFORD WIVES, Investigation Discovery reveals the dirty laundry of real housewives desperate to cover up their deception, adultery, and greed in order to project a flawless family life. In the picket-fenced home where they raise their 2.5 children, they giggle demurely at their husbands’ jokes and refresh cocktails like clockwork. If these ladies who lunch weren’t impeccably dressed in the latest styles from Valentino, you’d think they stepped out of a time machine from 1958. They appear the picture of absolute perfection, but when the sugary façade begins to crack, down come the walls of their country club fairytales. With 12 episodes, SECRET LIVES OF STEPFORD WIVES premieres Tuesday, April 8 at 10 & 10:30 E/P on Investigation Discovery.
Love hurts on Investigation Discovery’s all-new Valentine’s Day special, 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER, revealing breakup tactics taken by real people spurned by lousy lovers. 50 WAYS host, television star Wendy Williams is the viewer’s best friend giving advice and relatable wisdom as she turns the camera onto breakup stories that are stranger than any tabloid rumor. Using recreations and interviews with the exes featured, 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER sheds light on those who have felt the sting of Cupid’s acid laced arrows when it premieres as a one-hour special on Valentine’s Day, Friday, February 14 at 10/9c. To get viewers ready for the anti-Valentine’s Day celebration, ID will kick off the first-ever FORGET YOUweek, launching Friday, February 7, where fans can tune into the 8/7c broadcast each night for a code to enter to win a $5,000 retail therapy shopping spree on www.InvestigationDiscovery.com!
TLC’s popular series SISTER WIVES returns Sunday, December 29 at 9 PM (ET/PT) with eight all new episodes following America’s favorite polygamist family as they navigate the ups and downs of living an openly plural marriage.
After months of preparation, the Brown family has finally moved into their new homes on the cul-de-sac. Kody and the Sister Wives – Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn – decide to throw a giant event to honor the eternal commitment Kody has made to each of his four wives and to celebrate their huge family being back together. But not all is as perfect as it seems; some of Kody’s marriages are still strained and the wives admit that they are not all as close to each other as they want to be. Combine that with Meri being distraught at the prospect of her only child moving away to college, and the Browns find themselves strained almost to the breaking point. A death in the family threatens to derail the giant commitment celebration, as the Brown’s try to pull it together for one of the most important days of their lives.
Mike Tyson BOXING NEWS: Gonzalez vs. Gonzalez to Headline Friday Night Fights on February 7 in Chicago
Mike Tyson and Garry Jonas (Iron Mike Productions), Dominic Pesoli (8 Count Productions) and Leon Margules (Warriors Boxing) will proudly present another installment of Friday Night Fights at the UIC Pavilion in Chicago, and televised worldwide on ESPN Friday Night Fights.
Unbeaten heavyweight contender Tyson Fury has agreed to a promotional deal to fight on promoter Frank Warren’s February 15 Copper Box Arena show in London. Warren stated “We’re looking for an eliminator fight between [Dereck] Chisora and Fury in June, to be in a football stadium…We look forward to working with Tyson, Peter Fury, Mick Hennessey, Hughie Fury and the rest of the team.” Fury previously outpointed an out of shape Chisora in July 2011, however Chisora displayed a newfound dedication in 2013, going 4-0 with 4 KOs. Del Boy will defend his European heavyweight title against Andriy Rudenko on the Copper Box show. Hughie Fury also features on the card.
As my previous article stated, I took a hiatus from boxing. But again, due to certain challenges, I failed to make it to the movies. The choice to not go to movies was purely financial. Movies are truly a luxury to me. Here in L.A., my local theatre is a luxury theatre where you can drink alcohol, eat upscale theatre fare food, such as nachos or quesadillas, and have the food delivered directly to your reclining seat, and finally, after a few overpriced badly mixed cocktails, you can watch the movie.
Russian light heavyweight prospect Ilshat “The Sheriff” Khusnulgatin, 10-0, 6 KOs, is set to take his next step up the 175-pound ladder when he takes on Larry Pryor, 7-7, 4 KOs, of Frederick, MD, at Resorts International Hotel and Casino on Friday, January 24th in Atlantic City. “The Sheriff” a rangy, six-foot, three and a half-inch, boxer-puncher will make his first start under the Main Events banner as part of a growing light heavyweight stable that includes fellow Russian and WBO World Champion Sergey “Krusher” Kovalev.
BOXING NEWS: Top Welterweight Prospect Dusty Hernandez-Harrison Ready For National TV Debut on ESPN 2 Friday Night Fights January 31
Highly regarded undefeated welterweight prospect Dusty Hernandez-Harrison (19-0, 11KOs), from Southeast Washington, D.C., will be making his 2014 and National TV debut when he faces “Terrible” Tim Witherspoon Jr. (10-3-1, 2KOs) in an eight-round bout on Jan. 31 live on ESPN 2 Friday Night Fights from West Orange, N.J.