By Geno McGahee

A woman in Portland, Oregon, tried to circumcise her 3 month old son at home after reading the Old Testament and watching videos on Youtube, and was sentenced to 5 years probation.

Keemonta Peterson, 30, pleaded guilty to first degree criminal mistreatment and will undergo mental health treatment. Frank Zappa once said: “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can”. The same can go for adults like this mental midget.