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WWE Breaking News: The BIG APPLE vs. John Cena COMING SOON

By The Big Apple

Yo you know me, it’s The Big Apple from NYC. I just got off the phone with my buddy at WWE Headquarters and we are very close to closing this deal with John “B Actor” Cena to meet in a steel cage match in Pontiac, Michigan my old stomping grounds in the early 80’s. Back then, I was with my buddy The Masked Hernandez who kicked tail with his “Weapon of Mass Destruction”. The Silverdome fans loved it!

Cena, actually pulled up his G – String and had the sac to take the match which has my little apple seeds dying for me to give him an Apple Turnover. So stay tuned and when I have the official word, RSR will break it to you diehard WWE fans out there. Until then, keep sending those emails in…

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