By Masked Hernandez

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside, you have to take a stand, it don’t help to hide. Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man, I can’t let it slide. I am a Real American brother! I remember when my friend Rick Derringer produced it and he was like: “Masked Man, let me write and sing a song about you brother.” I was so proud when he wrote “Weapon of Masked Destruction, the Love of a Nation.”

Now, I have been listening to these real ignorant people lately man. I was riding my Harley up the west coast and stopped at my favorite bar when these two meatheads were talking about Hogan. They were wrestlers man and they were talking about Hogan. I told them that one day, if they kept at it, maybe Hulk Hogan would work a six man tag with them. They said in unison man that: “We don’t want him. He’s gay!” Talk about ignorance brother. They’re not gonna make it in this business.

Now Hogan spoke to the UK Sun about nearly joining the rock band, Metallica, which was rather cool dude. He said: “I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler. I played bass guitar. I was big pals with Lars Ulrich and he asked me if I wanted to play bass with Metallica in their early days but it didn’t work out.”

Hulk Hogan in Metallica? That’s a real metal American brother!