WWE BREAKING NEWS – Pompadour Pile Driver is Coming – John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Rock, CM Punk WATCH OUT!

By Cupcake Killer

In the mind of madness, beyond the scope of sanity comes a force to the WWE that will change wrestling forever. Pompadour Pile Driver, a man that has wrestled Andy Kaufman, pile-drove Jerry Lawler, slammed Kamala, elbow-dropped Jake the Snake, and pinned Hulk Hogan, is returning to the ring, according to my sources, to the WWE to run a program.

Pompadour Pile Driver is 6 feet, 6 inches, 280 pounds, and is “in it to win it” as he always says as he struts down to the ring. You may remember him as “Canadian Thunder” from his days in World Class Championship Wrestling, where he dropped the “Thunder Bomb” on Chris Adams in a non-title match.

I’m proud to call Pompadour a friend and he will be coming into the WWE like a bull in a China shop. It is about to get hairy.