Yo, check this out. I just got word that Freddie “I shop at Wal-Mart” Roach just got a call and was offered 10 million dollars for his fighter, Manny Pacquiao, to step into the ring in Dubai in April. Really? Really? That’s a lot of cheese. YA HEARD!
10 million dollars is plenty of running pants at Wal-Mart, isn’t it Roach? He wouldn’t know style if they shoved Ralph Lauren up his ass sideways. He’s nothing more than a noodle dick, assclown, blowhard, but he still has plenty of keyboard warriors that have a man crush on his fighter and sit in their tighty whities and type away about how much they want to give Manny a big smooch…right on his junk. YA HEARD! They don’t care if Manny gets carried out on a stretcher as long as they get to see him without a shirt on. Hey groupies, just send a letter to Manny. I’m sure that he will send you an autographed picture of himself topless if you ask nice enough.
Pacquiao needs to retire. After Juan Manuel Marquez put him on blast and splattered him all over the floor, there is the Parkinson’s disease scare. Manny needs to hang’em up before his health goes bye-bye. YA HEARD! Besides, he could never have beaten Floyd Mayweather, JR.
Now, my friend, the LEGENDARY Thong, the owner of the #1 fan site “MannyLand,” has some things to say. In fact, he takes a huge shot in the mouth this week as he swallows the idea that Manny may fight in April. Here is what Sports Illustrated calls “The Best Internet Boxing Commentary Segment in History.”
“What’s up sluts? Yesterday, I was at a fair in the United States (AKA – Shitville) and 50 people ran up to me and said ‘Thong…it’s really you!’ I then went on my cell phone and showed them all the pictures of me and several LEGENDARY boxers. All the women then made with me. I wish they all could be California bukkake girls!
Now, Manny should fight again. Who cares if his brains get scrambled like an egg…I need traffic to my site! Hey, feel free to send me links to other peoples’ articles…I’ll post them straight up and if they don’t like it, they can sue me! LOL! They call me Swiper. ‘Swiper stop swiping’ my ass. LMAO.
Dubai? More like Do Me. Do me all night long. Let Manny fight in April. I am going to watch that fight and then get some 2 girls, 1 Freddie Roach action going. Can you feel that? Can you @#$@#$ feel that?!”