Manny Pacquiao NEXT OPPONENT ANNOUNCED: Floyd Mayweather JR, Juan Manuel Marquez & More – BOXING NEWS

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. Now, I know y’all have heard about Juan Manuel Marquez saying that he isn’t fighting that assclown Manny Pacquiao, right? Well, not so fast. The Slobfather is working hard on making this happen and will sit down with Marquez and do whatever it takes to make him say yes. YA HEARD! And I mean anything.

Pacquiao – Marquez V will happen because Slob Arum wants it desperately and what he wants, he gets. All he has to do is flash some cash and a card table in front of Manny’s goofy face and he’s there.

Recently, I’ve made comments about Freddie Roach’s style, or lack thereof. He’s got money falling out of his ass but he dresses like a moron with tight running pants from Wal-Mart. I have gone up against this IDIOT and have tried to show him that he needs style and style breeds hate, but he didn’t listen. Listening however, is some assclown, keyboard warrior, noodle dick, blowhard, that is fighting hard for what he refers to as “Buns Control.” He goes by the obvious alias of “Neanderthal Website Hopper”. Here is this assclown’s message…

“Of course Roach needs tight pants you fool! He’s got that plump butt and should be filling out tight pants…either running pants or tight jeans, YOU FOOL! You will not take my friend Freddie’s buns away from me. I am so sick of your liberal buns control”

Buns control is a topic that is very popular right now…I’ll give him that.

Now, the moment that you have ALL been waiting for…the man, the myth, the guy that takes a shot in the mouth for your entertainment: Thong! He owns MannyLand, the #1 fan site dedicated to Manny Pacquiao (and swiping articles from other sites without permission). Here Thong talks about various topics in this very special edition of:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG

“What’s up sluts? Off again, on again, off again, on again…this merry go round Pacquiao-Marquez V is giving the Thongster blue balls. Come on…make a decision. When Manny fights, my site’s ranking goes through the roof…with no fight set, it sinks like the Titanic and I get no advertisers then. How in the name of my balls can I afford the hardcore adult sites fees if I don’t make money with this website? Tell me that?!

And I’m with you Vinman about Roach. He wouldn’t know style if it bent him over and gang raped him. Besides, he kicked me out of Wildcard gym. Oh, he’s really humble, ain’t he? NOT! I made him! I made Pacquiao! Now, they do this to me? They don’t give me any exclusives or stuff to give away to the readers…that I secretly sell on Ebay. Ja-ja…he-he.. Hey, what can I say? I love the green player!”