Manny Pacquiao NEXT FIGHT – FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR, JUAN MANUEL MARQUEZ & ME SO HORNY
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. Whenever I look at Manny Pacquiao, he’s got that goofy look on his face. I don’t think that this chump has had enough on the side. YA HEARD! Well, after I did my daily surfing of the sports sites, I came across plenty of fat groupie journalists out there that have both of Manny’s balls in their mouths. Hey, keyboard warrior, ass clown, noodle dick…go find a treadmill! YA HEARD!
Now, Manny is looking to get out of the US because of the taxes. He likes the money but he hates the taxes. Really? Really? He sounds like a real blowhard assclown to me. You have to pay if you want to play. That gambling habit must be catching up with him.
Freddie Roach, get some style you noodle dick. You look like you’re parading on the runway at Wal-Mart with those skin tight running pants. It looks like a pillow case full of door knobs. Iron your ass you FOOL! Nobody wants to see a lumpy man ass! Well, I shouldn’t say nobody. I got an email from a boxing “writer” from a rival site that I will NEVER EVER mention by name. He goes by the alias: “Website Hopping Neanderthal” and he is ready to put me on blast for my comments about Roach. I will let you, my people, read these ridiculous comments…
“Vinman, you fool! Of course I love Freddie’s ass in those skin tight running pants. I used to go to Wildcard and watched him bend over to advise Manny in the corner and sha-boing-boing, I had to retire to the men’s room. LOL. Yeah, and now some assclown like you comes out and tells him to get normal fitting pants? Really? Really? You are a typical anti-buns nut! You want total bun control huh? Liberal piece of shit. You’re not taking Freddie’s buns away from me. I’d like to shoot all over them! ME SO HORNY!”
Thong, owner of the #1 fan site for Manny Pacquiao, has a mouthful and takes a few shots in the mouth in this latest edition of the most popular segment on line:
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG
“What’s up sluts? I heard through the grapevine that Manny is looking to fight in China because he doesn’t want to pay the US … Why does this sound familiar. When I was pushing this little shit, I asked him to invest into my site and he told me to take my keyboard and shove it up my ass. Well, Manny, how did it feel to get a keyboard shoved up your ass when Juan knocked you into tomorrow! LOL! LMAO! Karma’s a bitch player!
My site needs a shot in the arm. Nonito Donaire is putting my readers to sleep and they are now straying to several bukkake sites instead. I love bukkake, but I nearly drowned the last time. Hey, who let Bubba in the room?! LOL! Next time, I’m bringing goggles!
Peace out. I just met a girl with the best of both worlds and she is the absolute tits!”
(Note: The opinions and comments of Thong do not reflect those of RSR.)
