Whoa, did you see what they are asking for the Xbox One? They want 500 bucks for that thing and it creeps me the freak out. That all seeing eye that they have on that motion detector. OMG! Does that say “big brother” or what? Make sure if you jack off that you put a blanket over your lap or Bill Gates will see you and probably love it too….sicko that he is!
The launch titles….whoa…they are talking some serious big guns coming to this table…namely a new HALO game. I love HALO. Back in the day when it first came out, I used to play with my hubby. We rented the system from Rent-A-Center and then they repossessed it. I told them “we ain’t got no jobs”, but they had no sympathy. It was fun while it lasted though. Ja-ja…he-he…YA HEARD!
Then we have two other titles. Something called “RYSE: SON OF ROME,” but what is that exactly? Really? Really? Son of Rome? More like son of a bitch. And finally, they’re talking about “TITANFALL”, a title by those CALL OF DUTY people. Whatever happened to good old PACMAN? I still have my Atari 2600 and those games are the best ever! I love PITFALL. Ever since this Bill Gates guy that I used to respect…that’s right, I used to respect, has come along, the games have gotten so fancy but they ain’t got no heart.
So, get your game on and watch out for big brother. Ja-ja…he-he…YA HEARD!