Manny Pacquiao BOXING SHOCKER: Floyd Mayweather JR, Brandon Rios, Canelo Alvarez & Thong: Boxing News
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. I haven’t written about the PacMan in a while, so why not do it now? I got a call from my boy, Thong, and he wanted some publicity for his site, MannyLand.com and for once, he didn’t want to steal any articles or charge me for running them. Charge? Really? Really? Nice try fella.
Manny Pacquiao, 54-5-2, 38 KO’s, will be taking on Brandon Rios, 31-1-1, 23 KO’s, on November 23rd, in China, and this joke is being put on pay per view. Really? Really? How many times does this cat need to be flattened before they put it on regular HBO and didn’t Slob Arum say that it was going to be on HBO, not PPV? Well, let the greed flow and let the Manny nuts and knob-job nut-hugging journalists go because Manny is looking to cash in again.
Look at the facts, Jack! You got one guy that was face-planted in his last fight and lost the one before and still begging for a Floyd Mayweather, JR. fight. Really? Nice try fella. Then you have another guy coming off of a loss. In their last three fights, these jokers have a combined record of 0-3. Yeah, nice PPV Arum.
Even if Manny wins, somehow, he still has no chance against Money Mayweather. He can’t carry his jock and he may never admit this, but Floyd is bigger than Manny will ever be!
Now, y’all wanted to know what Thong of MannyLand.com had to say, right? Well, here is the most popular segment in the history of online journalism:
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG with Thong
What up bitches and sluts? Thong is back in the hizzle. Yo, Arum, y’all took a page out of my book and charging up the ass for things I see. Nicely done bro… I love the fact that my site’s ratings are soaring like an upside down Titanic. Yeehaw! Never underestimate the blind Manny fan. I could take a dump, take a picture of it, call it a Manny article and post it and badabing, ten thousand reads! LOL. That’s hilarious. I’m reeling them in! So, go Manny! Keep fighting! And, by the way, Freddie…if you EVER email me again and pull your copyright or trademark bullshit with me and your fighter, I’ll slap you silly. I have EVERY right to run my site as I please you chubby bastard!
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