Let me tell you something brother. Summerslam didn’t fail to impress man. I was there at ringside and wrestled in a dark match for the first time in 8 years. They are pushing this new guy and wanted him to work with the Masked man and I said, “what the hell?” You know that I’m always willing to wrap these 26 inch pythons around the neck of a newbie. For the record, the weapon of masked destruction ended that match and I got the 1-2-3! I’m still unbeaten in the WWE/WWF man.
Summerslam’s results are as follows:
– Chris Jericho beat Dolph Ziggler by submission in a thriller.
– Daniel Bryan survived Kane and got the pin fall.
– IC Champ the Miz beat Rey Mysterio.
– Sheamus pinned Alberto Del Rio but not without controversy.
– Kofi Kingston and R-Truth got the win over Titus O’Neil and Darren Young to hold onto the tag team titles.
– CM Punk still got that gold after pinning the Big Show.
– Brock Lesnar beat Triple H by tap out and has apparently signed a new deal with the WWE.