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Donald Trump’s Friday Private Thoughts That He Doesn’t Tweet


By Jo-Ann “Jo D NL” Duke

The diary scribblings of T4: Temper Tantrum Toddler Trump

Dear Diary,

Hey big guy, it’s me again, your buddy Donny. Can you believe that to those nasty fake news people actually had the nerve to ask me if I would commit to a peaceful transfer of power, well, I think that’s what they asked, and of course, I said we would see what will happen.

Like I am going to tell them the truth, that I will fight and do everything I need to do to stay here. Like I told you before, this big house is definitely better than the one that some people are trying to move me into, especially if I lose that stupid contest in November.

Why would I accept any result except one that shows that I have won. To be honest, the idea that I could lose is just so foolish, imagine people not wanting to vote for me. After all, I have done such a great job, why wouldn’t they want to keep me here in this job, doing things just the way I have over this first term, I am sure that I will be voted back in.

If that doesn’t happen, well, then I will make sure that they have to keep me, I won’t accept them saying I lost, because I know that they will be lying, and they will have to prove to me that it could even be possible that anyone would vote for Sleepy Joe and the Mean One over me.

Why would they, since I am the best president this country has ever had, no one has ever done what I have, and they never will. Obviously if I somehow lose, there will have to be mail and voter fraud for them to even try and say that those two were more popular and well liked than me.

After all, everyone loves me, I mean, just look at my twitter followers, neither one of them has as many followers as I do. That’s your proof right there, if I have so many followers, how could anyone believe that people would vote for anyone else.

If they are my followers, they must love me and want to keep me here, they love everything I have done, and I have made sure that my followers will keep me here because I have fixed the things they didn’t like that SJ and BO fooled up before I got here.

They are so happy now, especially since I got rid of all those stupid regulations that were costing them so much money. After that, well, I know that all those people won’t want things to go back to the way they were before. All of these people will help keep me here, they are sure to do whatever is needed to make sure that I don’t have to leave this big place.

Well, time for me to go back and deal with all the borons in Borington, hee hee, like my new name for this place. Even if I don’t really like it here, I’m not going to leave until I am ready, not when some stupid people tell me that I have to, yeah right, like I would go along with that, as if.

Bye for now, talk to you later, and love you.

Donny J.

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