Donald Trump’s Thursday Private Thoughts That He Doesn’t Tweet

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By Jo-Ann “Jo D NL” Duke

The diary scribblings of T4: Temper Tantrum Toddler Trump

Dear Diary,

Hey big guy, it’s me, Donny. Oh my god, it was so good, I proved to everyone just what a good president I am, I did exactly what I told you I was going to do. I totally owned that debate, can’t wait for the next one, it’s going to be so much fun. It was my night, absolutely.

I did and said what I wanted to, I spoke whenever I wanted to, and I constantly interrupted Sleepy Joe. It was so completely fantastic, I know that a lot more people will vote for me now, especially since I showed just how strong a leader I was. I took control of the night, and didn’t let anyone else do anything, I ran the night from start to finish, I am just so hyped now.

I can only imagine all the great things that are going to be written about me, can’t you? Oh, I showed everyone at the debate and the ones watching on tv or their computers, just why I deserve to have them vote for me, after all, seriously, could they really find someone better than me.

I can only manage what my friends V and K thought, they must be proud of me. I showed them and all the other leaders just what I am like; I am sure that they are so impressed and think even more of me and the US after last night; I bet all the people watching wish they could be as strong and good as me, I really showed them how to act last night; how to be a leader, it was like a televised lesson for them.

How lucky they got to see me teach them for free, cause you know, I really could have charged a lot of money to run classes like that; and you know, everyone would want to be in those classes; especially since we both know how much they love me and wish they could be just like me, but well, you know, I am definitely one of a kind, there is no one else just like me, you know, and I am so special.

Now, everyone knows, and they will be watching to see what happens at the next one. I will keep doing what I already did, I might even ramp it up a bit. Can you imagine what that would be like, great, right?

I am so happy that I showed people how I am like when I am being a leader, so great, can’t wait. Well, I have to get to the office, I wanted to talk you before I had to deal with all those borons in my office; though today, I’m sure that they should be really happy, because honestly, I totally just changed the outcome of that election thing all by myself last night, so now we don’t even have to work hard anymore, well not me, I don’t, that’s their jobs, to do all that stuff for me.

Bye for now, talk to you later, love you.

Donny

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