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Donald Trump’s Thursday Private Thoughts That He Doesn’t Tweet

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By Jo-Ann “Jo D NL” Duke

The diary scribblings of T4: Temper Tantrum Toddler Trump

Dear Diary,

Hey, big guy, it’s me again, Donny. I had to go out yesterday to the Veteran’s Day ceremony. I really didn’t want to go, but I had to, that’s what a good president does, so I made myself do it.

I so wasn’t into it, but you do what you have to do, right. Anyway, it was also raining, yuck, and I had to stand in the rain while the whole thing was going on. To be honest, I really don’t understand this holiday, why are we celebrating people who died or came back from the war, and were never the same.

I mean, I would have gone and served, but my feet with the bone spurs stopped me, you know. Also, I felt uncomfortable because the people are still going on with that stupid joke of me not winning the election.

I am so busy with getting all the lawsuits to be filed for the right places, you know, the ones where they say Sleepy Joe won. That just can’t be possible, I can’t have lost, and especially not to him.

I can’t believe that anyone would expect me to believe that happened; well, not without the major voting fraud that I kept talking about before the election itself; so now we just have to prove it.

I definitely need to win, because you know that awful guy in New York City; the one who is trying to get me to release my taxes plus all those nasty people who are trying to sue me for things that they are saying I did, like I ever had to do that, women are always coming onto me.

I mean, just look at me, I am the most amazing, smartest, most handsome and charming man around. Seriously, who wouldn’t want me, everyone is always trying to get with me, but I only want the best, you know.

Anyway, these past week or so has been insane, and I can’t wait until they prove that I am definitely the winner, and will be back as the president; oh, it will be so good to see those smug looks disappear from Nasty Kamala and Sleepy Joe’s faces, right.

Well, back to making sure that my people make sure that every possible lawsuit is filed, to get those nasty lying people who are saying I lost, we have to make that stop. If it keeps up, people are going to start believing it’s true, and we can’t have that happening.

Well, thanks, big guy, talking to you always makes me feel better. Back to that office fight right now for me. I have had to change out a bunch of people already, I have to keep the ones who are loyal to me, and will do what I want and need them to do.

Bye for now, talk to you later, and love you lots.

Donny

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