Penis Amputee SHOCKER: “WHAT’S NOT UP DOC!”

By Geno McGahee

Former truck driver, Phillip Seaton, is suing a doctor for amputating his penis. He testified that Dr. John Patterson was supposed to give him a circumcision but he went a little overboard.

The 2007 surgery has ruined his life and he is seeking damages for the “loss of service, love and affection” with his wife. The amount of money that he is seeking is not being released, but this is a case where he should cash in big time.

There is another side to this case. The Doctor’s defense is that he spotted penile cancer and that Seaton signed a waiver, giving him permission to cut off his junk if need be. Keep that in mind people. Look what you sign before you go under. You could wake up with no junk.