Barbie Man FEUD: Barbie Collector Vs Barbie Collector – SHOCKING WAR OF WORDS

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. It is the birthday of Barbie and Stanley “The Barbie Man” has been getting a lot of press, but there is one man that thinks that he is an assclown, noodle dick, twat, keyboard warrior, and fool. That man is Antonio “The Barbie Dude/Arizona Bologna”.

Stanley boasts a collection of 2000 dolls, while Antonio boasts a collection of 3000 dolls, including several blow up dolls. YA HEARD! All these publications have been giving this guy Stanley press, but unlike other journalists, I’ve done my research and found Arizona Bologna and got his opinion on “The Barbie Man” and his claims to be the biggest collector in the world. Here is what Antonio had to say:

“Barbie Man? Well, I’m the Barbie dude and I have thousands of dolls. I don’t get as much attention because I live with my mom. My mom’s a bitch. She tells me to get a job and not to buy as many dolls and then she thinks that I do sinful things with them. I told her that their hair is supposed to be crispy, but she ain’t listening! Now, I have been calling myself the Barbie dude since I had a boxing match with one of my friends that was like Balboa-Drago. After that fight, I found a Barbie in a dumpster and brought it home. It gave me a chubby. Now, make no mistake, when you are wondering just who the best Barbie collector is, it’s me the Barbie dude…not some shit head in a pink suit!”

Well, my vote is in. I’m voting for the dude! YA HEARD

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