Batista – Randy Orton WWE WRESTLEMANIA SHOCKER: “Keyboard Warriors are Getting the Batista Bomb!” – Hatred for Batista Grows – WWE News
By Masked Hernandez
Batista, let me tell you something brother. You have been running off at the mouth man and writing checks that your ass can’t cash dude. I saw you try to step into the MMA world man and you nearly got knocked on your backside by some tubby brawler with no skill. So, if you’re calling the Masked Hernandez and his legions of Masked Maniacs, keyboard warriors, bring it brother.
“Keyboard warriors are getting the Batista bomb”, he boomed to my brother in the mask, but talk is cheap man. You got to convince the masked maniacs in the ring man and they have made it clear that the match with Randy Orton at WM 30 is a joke and you can’t give the tickets away to it. They can sell that feud to the insomniacs and it will cure them in a minute brother.
Vinnie Mac needs to kill this match man or add somebody with some charisma to spice it up. Maybe that’s why CM Punk is back tonight dude. At this point, anything will help. I’m sure that Vinnie Mac may be speed-dialing the Rock tonight. Wrestlemania 30 looks like a terrible pay per screw so far man.