March 10th, 2013 
Emperor 
By The Emperor
Yes, give a cheer, “The Emperor” is here. Ha ha ha John Cena is one hot tamale in the news lately with all the talk of banging porn stars and a rumor that Hulk Hogan has a mancrush on him that someone told me they read on message board. No matter what the deal is on Cena, this writer can tell you that the Academy robbed him of an Oscar for his role as John Triton in “THE MARINE.”
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March 10th, 2013 Emperor 
By The Emperor
Hello from Ground Control Major Tommy’s out there in America and beyond…The alien sightings are just going off the cliff lately with folks sending in their amazing photos and stories to the “Real Queen of England.” Today, I received fourteen million and six emails with tons of alien photos and stories. My husband Herol, had to hire a new assistant Martin Imposter, who we got cheap, when he got kicked out of the Model Airplanes Club of Phoenix when he was caught bonking members over the head with what was described as a “large black object with beefy veins.” So we were able to pay him with a Menudo CD and an autographed photo of David Arquette. Ha ha ha.
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March 10th, 2013 Geno 
By Geno McGahee
Fresh off his reading as “Jim,” in the “BLACK HOLE,” “Bad” Brad Berkwitt has been selected to play “Roy” in Playwright Ken Raymond’s play, “EXPERIMENTAL.”
Berkwitt will be reading with the rest of the cast in front of a live audience at the Little Theater of Alexandria on March 28th at 7:30 PM. All visitors are welcome to come out and watch this reading.
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March 10th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. I just found out that somebody put my friend, the LEGENDARY John Waters, on blast and said that he died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas. He is alive and well and he had the following to say when I called him: “Vinman, I’m about ready to slap around these assclown noodle dick twats that put me on blast. Please release the dogs on them!” Will do John.
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March 10th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. It is the birthday of Barbie and Stanley “The Barbie Man” has been getting a lot of press, but there is one man that thinks that he is an assclown, noodle dick, twat, keyboard warrior, and fool. That man is Antonio “The Barbie Dude/Arizona Bologna”.
Stanley boasts a collection of 2000 dolls, while Antonio boasts a collection of 3000 dolls, including several blow up dolls. YA HEARD! All these publications have been giving this guy Stanley press, but unlike other journalists, I’ve done my research and found Arizona Bologna and got his opinion on “The Barbie Man” and his claims to be the biggest collector in the world. Here is what Antonio had to say:
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March 10th, 2013 Geno 
By Geno McGahee
The 48 year old former middleweight champion, Bernard Hopkins, 53-6-2, 32 KO’s, proved too cagy for the younger IBF light heavyweight champion, Tavoris Cloud, 24-1, 19 KO’s, out-boxing him en route to a wide decision win by scores of 117-111 and 116-112 (twice).
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March 9th, 2013 Geno 
Hugo “The Boss” Centeno Jr. (18-0, 9 KO’s), of Oxnard, Calif., remained undefeated with a one-sided 10-round decision victory over KeAndrae “Lightning” Leatherwood (17-3, 10 KO’s), of Tuscaloosa, Ala., in the main event Friday on ShoBox: The New Generation live on SHOWTIME® from Fantasy Springs Casino Resort in Indio, Calif.
In the co-feature, promising Puerto Rican power-puncher Braulio “Unstoppable” Santos, of Carolina, P.R., improved to 10-0 with nine knockouts with a spectacular 56-second, first-round knockout of Kevin Hoskins (7-2, 5 KO’s), of Los Angeles.
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March 8th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. There is nothing worse than a loud-mouth, bible-pushing, wrinkled up old broad. YA HEARD! I commend the security at the Metrorail that kicked off that corpse, Emma Anderson, 82, for loudly singing the gospel. You believe in God? What a FOOL! Does she believe that the Easter Bunny comes into her room at night and puts batteries in her vibrating toys too? Somebody should give that assclown a Cleveland steamer!
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March 8th, 2013 Geno 
Bradley vs. Provodnikov takes place on Saturday, March 16, under the stars at The Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif., and is promoted by Top Rank®, in association with Banner Promotions and Tecate. Timothy Bradley has been a world champion since 2008, first as a junior welterweight, where he twice unified the titles, and now as a welterweight. Timothy will be making the first defense of the World Boxing Organization (WBO) welterweight title he won by beating Manny Pacquiao last summer. The bout will be broadcast live on HBO World Championship Boxing®, beginning at 10:15 P.M. ET / PT.
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March 8th, 2013 Geno The four boxers who will compete on ShoBox: The New Generation tomorrow, Friday, March 8, live on SHOWTIME® (11 p.m. ET/PT, delayed on the West Coast) made weight on their first attempts Thursday at Fantasy Springs Resort Casino in Indio, Calif.
Promising unbeaten junior middleweight Hugo “The Boss” Centeno Jr. (17-0, 9 KO’s) of Oxnard, Calif., faces KeAndrae “Lightning” Leatherwood (17-2, 10 KO’s), of Tuscaloosa, Ala., in the main event at Fantasy Springs Resort Casino. Centeno tipped the scale at the division-limit of 154 pounds while Leatherwood weighed 153.4 pounds.
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March 7th, 2013 Emperor 
By The Emperor
What do you get when you cross a beefy wrestler in speedos and a drag queen? A whole lot of fun in the sun. Ha Ha ha. Many of you who know this writer are aware of my love for professional wrestling. Back in the early 80’s, I just ran and banged with a few of the more famous wrestlers over here in England. They taught me a few moves, and I taught them how to apply their makeup.
After many years of being busy with my writing career, I have now come back to watching wrestling and have really fallen smitten for the Undertaker. My husband Herol, still likes Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka.
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March 7th, 2013 Emperor 
By The Emperor
Hello Americans and welcome to UFO Central. Fly me to the moon and let the aliens play among the stars. Today, my email box was inundated with nine million and two emails from UFO folks around the world who want this writer to post their incredible story/photos. After a few hours, both my husband Herol, and his trusty assistant Petey Bitty, decided that this breaking report and photo needed to be published. I ran it past my Managing Editor Geno McGahee, and he gave me the fist pump of approval.
Today’s report comes from one Arizona Bologna of Phoenix, AZ.
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March 6th, 2013 Emperor 
By The Emperor
Hello Americans and welcome to “Lifestyles of the Aliens.” I am your host, The Emperor and my local subjects out there in internet land have once again, sent in a shocking alien photo that the government does not want you to see.
This report was filed by one Georgie Girl – Santiago, from the Bronx, New York who not only claims that he was abducted by aliens which he took a photo of, but they probed him and pulled all his teeth out.
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March 5th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. My friend, the LEGENDARY Taylor Swift just put Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on blast for mocking her love life. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but I agree with Swift…it was sexist! YA HEARD!
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March 5th, 2013 Bad Brad 
By Geno McGahee
Photo by Joe Henson, NYC
Fresh off his reading as “Jim,” in the “BLACK HOLE,” “Bad” Brad Berkwitt has been selected to play “Roy” in Playwright Ken Raymond’s play, “EXPERIMENTAL.”
Berkwitt will be reading with the rest of the cast in front of a live audience at the Little Theater of Alexandria on March 28th. All visitors are welcome to come out and enjoy this reading.
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March 5th, 2013 Geno 
By Jim Minkle
The shooting in Connecticut at the Sandy Hook school will forever be remembered for the tragedy, but unanswered questions remain. There are certain elements of the official story that are easily disproven as well as a long list of questionable characters that have all come forward to push an agenda.
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March 5th, 2013 Geno 
By Dani Mitchell
Old school RAW last night pulled out all the stops. The stage was set complete with vintage style barriers and ring. Jerry “the King” Lawler even wore his King like appareal and crown! It was great to see everything play out so well. The most old school item though was when the show started, the lights went out and you heard the GONG, and here came The Undertaker. This is by far the sign that Wrestlemania is quickly approaching.
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March 5th, 2013 Geno 
By Geno McGahee
This Saturday night, 48-year-old, Bernard Hopkins, 52-6-2, 32 KO’s, will try to take the IBF light heavyweight title from defending champion, Tavoris Cloud, 24-0, 19 KO’s, in a compelling match up. It’s amazing to think that Hopkins is still around after all of these years.
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March 5th, 2013 Bad Brad 
Hosted by “Bad” Brad Berkwitt
In 1990, Spike Lee directed a hit movie called “Mo’ Better Blues” that starred Denzel Washington and Wesley Snipes in the leads. In an amazing screen debut, a beautiful and talented actress named “Cynda Williams,” appeared in the role of Clarke Bentancourt. She chewed up the scenery and, at the end of the movie, she sang an amazing track called “Harlem Blues” which hit number 9 on the R & B Charts. Her vocal, 23 plus years, stands the test of time.
On the Podcast, Cynda talks about Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, and many others she worked with over the years. Not to stop there, she talks about her amazing journey on Planet Earth and for the moms out there, you will be very touched by her thoughts on motherhood.
For our debut Podcast on NewzBreaker, we couldn’t have booked a better guest.
Listen to the DEBUT NewzBreaker Podcast with Cynda Williams.
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March 5th, 2013 Geno 
By Geno McGahee
The former undisputed heavyweight champion, Lennox Lewis, has shown that championship heart again. This time, it wasn’t in the ring. It was in the Dominican Republic as he volunteered at a mission, helping to provide over seven thousand hearing aids to people in need.
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March 4th, 2013 Geno 
Press Release
It has been a big story in the Christian community. Pope Benedict XVI stepped down and now they are looking for a new Pope to fill the gap. This has monopolized the media of late and has triggered the response from Benita Henderson, founder of Friends of Faith and Project Twinkie. Her new show on TBN “Oh Sweet Benita,” was voted “most informative and impactful Christian talk show EVER.”
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March 4th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. I was at this fair last weekend and these six dozen hot models came up to me and said in unison: “Aren’t you Vinman?” I said “ya heard” and I proceeded to show them pictures of me and my LEGENDARY friends that I had on my cell phone. They were so impressed and it proves that the Vinman has fans EVERYWHERE! YA HEARD!
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March 4th, 2013 Emperor 
By The Emperor
Ground control to Major Tom. Get away from my husband Herol, Tommy Boy and come in. Ha ha ha This is the week of the aliens on Ringside Report and NewzBreaker I will tell you that fella. This queen has not been this busy since I ran away from George Clooney at a swinger’s party in 97. I received a shocking picture today from Roswell, New Mexico from one Martin Imposter, who claims that Mufon is full of crap and he is the “King of Aliens”. I will have to let you judge, but here is his full report and picture which shocked me to my garters!
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March 4th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. My friend, the LEGENDARY Batman has just done it again! He got some noodle dick, assclown, alien-face, ugly, wannabe movie making, won’t win any fitness contests any time soon, keyboard warrior twat that was a wanted fugitive and turned him in to authorities. Nice try fella! YA HEARD!
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