By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! I love sex tapes! I watch them all the time! I once made a sex tape but I nearly went to prison. The world’s biggest bukkake showdown resulted in one death. Some poor sap from Arizona drowned that night. R.I.P. you die cast car collecting FOOL! Well, Tila Tequila made a [...]
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By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! I love sex tapes! I watch them all the time! I once made a sex tape but I nearly went to prison. The world’s biggest bukkake showdown resulted in one death. Some poor sap from Arizona drowned that night. R.I.P. you die cast car collecting FOOL! Well, Miley Cyrus made [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! I just got this sex tape and I want to share it with y’all. Pippi Longstocking doing the nasty is something that you want to see? You want to see me yank my prick to it? Dream on! Ja-ja..he-he…LMAO…dang…YA HEARD! Anyway, you must be 18 to watch the following sex [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago OMG! I was watching a sex tape a few nights ago with a guy that looked like Ernest Borgnine and another guy that looked like Ozzy Osbourne. It was one of those amateur movies and I LOVED it. so, I heard about this Kim Kardashian sex tape and all of [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago I love sex tapes…love, love, love them! OMG! I heard that they want to remove the Kim Kardashian sex tape from the market, but not on my watch. Kim Kardashian is featured on this sex tape and now TMZ is reporting that some mystery buyer has hired a lawyer and [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago I just heard from our greeter Bob that Rihanna has a sex tape! OMG! I knew that she would eventually be caught in one because she always sings about sex and doing the boom boom with rubber phallic objects, and she has all this slang about sex that you have [...]
By The Masked Hernandez Tonight, John Cena will take on CM Punk to decide the true WWE Champion with the special guest referee, former champ, Triple H brother. You can expect a barn burner man and the wrestling world is ready for the main event tonight man. You will also see Christian take on Randy [...]
Last night, on a card promoted by Gary Shaw Productions and Tony Holden Promotions at the Buffalo Run Casino in Miami, Oklahoma, Street Certified fighting legend Kimbo Slice made a very impressive debut in professional boxing, as he knocked opponent James Wade completely unconscious with a right hook/uppercut in just 10 seconds.
By Geno McGahee Tito Ortiz is back tonight as he faces off against Rashad Evans in the main event of UFC 133. Evans is coming off a long layoff of 14 months, but he comes into the fight in fantastic shape. Ortiz has been considered a spent force and has gone through a lot of [...]
By Geno McGahee The reboot or more accurately, restart of the 1968 classic “PLANET OF THE APES,” has been winning the critics over, and it’s just what the franchise needed after Tim Burton’s failed attempt in 2001 to re-launch the series. The previews for RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES show a world overrun [...]
By Geno McGahee Tonight, two veterans of the game meet up in the main event on a Strikeforce card. Dan Henderson, the light heavyweight champion, will face Fedor Emelianenko. Fedor is coming off two decisive losses in his last two fights, leading many to contend that he is fighting for his legacy as he goes [...]
By Geno McGahee The WBA Lightweight Title will be on the line tonight when defending champion, Brandon Rios, 27-0-1, 20 KO’s, takes on Urbano Antillon, 28-2, 20 KO’s. Rios turned a lot of heads when he defeated the unbeaten Anthony Peterson, which propelled him into a title shot against Miguel Acosta. He would win via [...]
By Siri Karri After the spectacular showing at UFC on Versus 4, UFC 132 has a lot to live up to. For $59.99, it needs to top the jaw-dropping main event between Pat Barry and Cheick Kongo as well as the fights preceding it. Luckily, this card is filled to the brim with fighters who [...]
By Geno McGahee Devon Alexander, 21-1, 13 KO’s, is looking to rebound after his terrible losing performance against Timothy Bradley. Alexander timid and unable to find the mark against the aggressive and quick Bradley and now faces a slow, methodical power-puncher in Lucas Martin Matthysse, 28-1, 26 KO’s.
By “Bad” Brad Berkwitt The X-men crew is back and this time, in X-Men: First Class. The movie is set back in 1962, and tells the story of how the team of mutants came to be the team they are today. From the movie trailer, it looks like we may have a good movie on our hands. So [...]
By Geno McGahee Tonight, the former heavyweight, light heavyweight, super middleweight, and middleweight champion, Roy Jones, JR., 54-7, 40 KO’s, steps into the ring to face off against cruiserweight contender, Denis Lebedev, 21-1, 16 KO’s, in Moscow, Russia.
By Anthony Santiago I was a huge fan of THE HANGOVER, a funny romp that returned the edgy and dirty humor to the screen. Oh me and my Georgie Girl were so tired of the watered down junk. I mean, why spend 15 dollars per ticket and another 20 smackers on concessions? I mean, I [...]