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Pope Francis Blesses Us All



By Janet Grace

Pope Francis, the Bishop of Rome, head leader of the Holy See, and its 1.3 billion Roman Catholics world-wide; has finally addressed The Christ in The Room by allowing RC priests to bless same sex unions – as long as the ceremony does not resemble their own Sacred Sacrament of Marriage.

2023 years after the crucifixion, the Pope has finally embraced the teachings of The Christ they strive to emulate.

Love One Another, Period.

Homophobes who’ve never read or spent time pondering the teachings of the Bible’s actual messages; but love to hate, judge, and crucify all unlike themselves, are imploding with this news.

“The Church is crumbling.” Traditionalist blogger, Luigi Casalini, shared that fact with his followers who practice in Latin, as it was before Vatican II*. Get your whip out, and crack it, bro.

Thank you, Pope Francis. You bring a taste of truth to your people and approval of love your church misinterpreted, misjudged and forbade for centuries.

Thanks, BUT …

Honesty being MY policy, please accept the “Too Little, Too Late” from those of us who have always approved of our loved ones AND THEIRS, regardless of whom they choose to love.

We’d already fixed that for ourselves, denouncing your fakakta faith, sliding over to other Christian sects, Religions, Spiritual Teachings and Practices where we’re already loved and accepted, but good on you for taking a crack at that ancient, crumbling, putrefied rock your church was founded upon, housing so many misconceptions and ill-gotten reasons for the slayings of those who dared to love others as themselves.

“Any love is good love, so I took what I could get, yes, I took what I could get and then, she looked at me with her big brown eyes and said: You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”*
Merry Christmas

1. Vatican II, 1965, allowed masses to be spoken in all languages around the world accommodating the growing number of RC’s, gave a larger role to lay persons, introduced religious freedom, allowing its patrons to form friendships with people of other faiths.

2. You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet. Randy Bachman. © 1974. Bachman Turner Overdrive.

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