Manny Pacquiao NEXT FIGHT DECIDED: Floyd Mayweather, JR., Brandon Rios, Juan Manuel Marquez & More – BOXING NEWS

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. The word is out that Manny Pacquiao will return to the ring but it won’t be against the LEGENDARY Juan Manuel Marquez, who is also my friend. Pacquiao will be looking at Brandon Rios, a defenseless brawler that is custom made for the spent force that is Manny. But is he too spent? Are Freddie Roach’s tight pants too tight, cutting off the circulation to his brain and making it impossible for him to train properly? Maybe. YA HEARD!

Marquez wants Timothy Bradley and it makes sense. Both men beat Pacquiao and should fight each other. Pacquiao needs to redeem himself and start winning some fights because the Slobfather demands it! He needs money! YA HEARD!

Unlike other journalists, I’ve done my research and spoke with the owner of the number one Manny Pacquiao fan site, “MannyLand,” and got his thoughts on the future of Pacquiao’s career.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG

“What up sluts? Shame on you Nonito Donaire. You can’t draw flies. Then you lose to and don’t even try to fight. With Manny shitting the bed, I need a new fighter to help me get hits and if not, the world had better get ready for a bukkake site. I love bukkake…especially when somebody’s sleeping and they don’t know it. Illegal? You bet. Fun? Hell yeah! Bukkake all around mofos. I wonder if you people would like a Manny Pacquiao/bukkake site. Let me know and I’ll make it happen like a dirty bukkake mofo.”

(Note: the thoughts and opinions of Thong do not represent those of RSR)