Manny Pacquiao – Floyd Mayweather, JR SET for May 2nd – Breaking Boxing News

By “Bad” Brad Berkwitt

Oh do I know the hate mail is going to come in because of the title of this article, but after seeing countless parodies on FB from fake sightings of Manny and Floyd sharing a Frosty at Dairy Queen, while signing the contract to pictures of Floyd as the DEVIL and Manny depicted as JESUS. Well, that is a stretch no matter what the Pacfans say out there. And though Floyd is far from a saint, he truly is not a devil. Shit, if anyone is, let’s bestow that award early into 2015 to Adrien Broner!

Here is my parody of this entire nonsense depicted by two Jewish fellas who have been around the game since Rocky Graziano fought Tony Zale. Morris Finklestein of the Bronx, and his good buddy, Irving Meyer from Queens…

Setting….. Bagel joint off of Fordham Road in the Bronx…..

Morris: Oy Vay Irving did you hear the fight between Pacquiao and Mayweather is set for May 2nd? Finally after six years of utter meshugenah antics between both sides!

Irving: Morris, I don’t believe it. You are going to make me choke on my lox over here boychick…

Morris: It’s true! I heard it at my morning meeting at the B’nai B’rith. I swear to you or my putz should never work again!

Irving: Morris, your putz aint worked in years you meshugenah. Your wife Sadie told Esther that years ago.

Morris: A guy can dream right Irving about his putz working and Manny Pacquiao finally fighting Floyd Mayweather, JR.

Irving: He sure can pal. But for now, let’s get some bagels and have a fight party for a real fight that was made between Bermane Stiverne and Deontay Wilder this Saturday night on Showtime.

Morris: Mazel tov to both of these camps for making a fight the boxing public can enjoy and none of the  meshugenah games both Pacquiao’s side and Mayweather’s side have played.

End of scene…… Two old pals of 70 years strolling out of the bagel place….