The diary scribblings of T4: Temper Tantrum Toddler Trump
Hi, it’s me, I still don’t know why everyone is freaking out just cause I wished her well. They don’t understand, I was just trying to be nice to her, so she’ll be nice to me, which is important. I have to make sure she doesn’t talk about all the time I spent with her and her boyfriend; well, first just me, and then me and Meli. It’s bad enough that those nosy people who are always asking me questions, got a picture of me and Meli with her and her boyfriend. I wanted people to forget that I even knew them, then that picture got posted everywhere, somehow.
I really don’t want her to be mad at me, cause I don’t know what she might say about me to the lawyers or the police, or oh no, the nosy people. I can’t have her ruin everything. I have to win the big thing in November so I can be safe for at least 4 more years, even more, if I can do what V has done, if I could get them to keep me forever, then I won’t ever have to worry about those foolish charges, because they can’t touch me. Right now, it’s my word against those people who are saying that I did bad stuff to them. If she gets mad at me, I don’t know what she might do, so I have to keep her happy with me. I can’t make her charges go away, but I could probably get her out after the trial, I already did that for some friends, you know, and then she would have to be on my side.
Well, I can’t keep thinking about this, so I guess I better get back to boring land. Thanks for listening, buddy.