Ringside Report

Will Smith DEAD: DEATH of Fresh Prince Shocks World – Death Hoax Exposed

April 24th, 2014

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By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I just found out that my friend, the LEGENDARY Will Smith, was put on blast by a bunch of liberal keyboard warriors. They are saying that he died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but he’s alive and well and I just spoke to the man! He said the following: “Vinman, please release the dogs on these assclowns! Parents just don’t understand and neither do I! First, I have to see Miley Cyrus shake her no-ass ass and now this? I’m not getting jiggy with this idea. I tell you that! Please right this wrong.” Will do Will. YA HEARD!

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2-Year-Old Superfan GOES VIRAL – Ty Avolia Reaction at Pittsburgh Penguins Game – Did is Keep Me Awake?

April 24th, 2014

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By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! Yeah, I was working today at Target and this assclown, noodle dick twat was giggling. I walked over to the woman and asked her what was so funny and she showed me some little shit screaming at a Pittsburgh Penguins game. Cute? That was one ugly little shit. YA HEARD!

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Waitress Gets Student Loans Paid: Melissa Mainier & Benjamin Olewine – Nurse or Naughty?

April 23rd, 2014

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By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! Melissa Mainier of Harrisburg, PA, was waiting tables at some dive called the Peachtree Restaurant and Lounge met some fossil named Benjamin Olewine. Well, she began to bitch to skeletor and he whipped out his wallet and paid 30 G’s of her student loans. Really? Really? Nice try Benjamin, but I think you wanted to whip something else out. YA HEARD!

Every time I look at that old bastard, I see pervert. I see walking hard on. I see “here’s 30 G’s, I want sucky-sucky.” He reminds me of my uncle Jose. He used to dress like Santa 365 days a year but he didn’t wear pants. He painted his legs red and wanted me to sit on his lap. Really? Really? He’s not getting a pass on this one. I’m glad he died last year.

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Jennifer Lopez DEAD: DEATH of J-LO Shocks World – Death Hoax Exposed

April 22nd, 2014

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By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I was at a fair last weekend when I was approached by fifteen million Playboy Playmates and WWE Divas and they all said in unison: “You’re the Vinman! We love your hair, your Drakkar, your smile, the way you right wrongs, and how you put assclowns on blast. Please let us have your babies.” Well, after I showed them pictures of my LEGENDARY friends on my cell phone, I realized that I had hot babe fans everywhere. I was humbled by that. Then, I heard the unthinkable. One of the babes said: “Is it true that your LEGENDARY friend, J-Lo, dropped dead?” I could not believe my ears? Imagine if her family heard that? They’d be devastated! I was going to right this wrong. YA HEARD!

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Macaulay Culkin DEAD: DEATH of HOME ALONE star Shocks World – Death Hoax Exposed

April 22nd, 2014

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By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I was at a fair last weekend when I was approached by fifteen million Playboy Playmates and WWE Divas and they all said in unison: “You’re the Vinman! We love your hair, your Drakkar, your smile, the way you right wrongs, and how you put assclowns on blast. Please let us have your babies.” Well, after I showed them pictures of my LEGENDARY friends on my cell phone, I realized that I had hot babe fans everywhere. I was humbled by that. Then, I heard the unthinkable. One of the babes said: “Is it true that your LEGENDARY friend, Macaulay Culkin, dropped dead?” I could not believe my ears? Imagine if his family heard that? They’d be devastated! I was going to right this wrong. YA HEARD!

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Kassim Ouma GAY SHOCKER: BOXER Knocks Out Gay Man – GLAAD Reacts & Lover Comes Forward – Boxing News

April 22nd, 2014

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By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! Kassim Ouma who couldn’t fight his way out of paper bag was recently having drinks with another damn man and then gets mad when the guy goes for third base? Really? Really? Nice try Kassim but you need some cream on your wet dream. YA HEARD!

TMZ reported that the gay man made passes at the former boxing champion, but unlike TMZ, I did my research and spoke to Antonio Martin, the man that was rushed to the hospital after Creamy Kassim laid put him on blast.

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WWE News: John Cena, Undertaker, The Rock and Antonio Martin SHOCKER

April 21st, 2014

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By Anthony “Holla” Santiago

Hey there baby girls…. Been a minute…. I sure do love the WWE. John Cena, the Undertaker, and The Rock are so freaking cool. Holla! But wrestling is not the topic today. Idiots are! Once again, Antonio Martin has sent me an email and this time, with a picture attached. LOSER ALERT.

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Undertaker DEAD: DEATH of WWE Wrestler SHOCKS WORLD – WWE NEWS – Death Hoax Exposed

April 21st, 2014

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By Masked Hernandez

Let me tell you something brother. The word is out dude that the dead man is really dead and he may ride on the dark side man, but this is one of those hoaxes brother. You have these keyboard warriors out there that sit with their little laptops and put the word out man just to stir the pot but imagine if the Undertaker’s family saw those headlines? They’d be devastated.

The Undertaker may have lost at WM 30, but you can be that he is alive and well and planning one final comeback to the ring and I’m not talking about the ring in the big sky brother. We lost the Warrior man. Let’s not play with fate and throw this cat under the bus dude.

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Bernard Hopkins OUTPOINTS Beibut Shumenov – SHOWTIME BOXING RESULTS – BOXING NEWS

April 19th, 2014

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By Geno McGahee

Bernard Hopkins, 55-6-2, 32 KO’s, had no problems controlling the slow, self-trained plodder, Beibut Shumenov, 14-2, 9 KO’s, en route to a ridiculous split decision by scores of 116-111 (twice) and 113-114 . The 49-year-old “Alien” used his ring smarts and technique to easily befuddle and outland a relatively unwilling Shumenov over basically every round, and added insult to injury by dropping him in the 11th round. Hopkins knows who to fight and Shumenov, being so slow and raw, was an easy pick and this end result wasn’t difficult to predict.

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Shannon Briggs KNOCKS OUT Francisco Mireles in 27 Seconds – BOXING NEWS

April 19th, 2014

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By Geno McGahee

Former heavyweight champion, Shannon Briggs, 53-6-1, 47 KO’s, is back to his old ways, knocking out hopeless challenge of Francisco Mireles, 17-9, 5 KO’s, in just 27 seconds of the very first round. A body shot put the rotund heavyweight down and out. Briggs could be 70 years old and still pack that punch and he will unload it on any journeyman stupid enough to get into the ring with him, but what happens when we go up from Z competition to D competition?

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Shawn Porter KNOCKS OUT Paulie Malignaggi – SHOWTIME BOXING RESULTS – BOXING NEWS

April 19th, 2014

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By Geno McGahee

Shawn Porter, 24-0-1, 15 KO’s, retained his IBF welterweight title with a fourth round stoppage of Paulie Malignaggi, 33-6, 7 KO’s. This fight was similar to the Ricky Hatton-Malignaggi fight where the Magic Man just couldn’t find an answer to the mauling style. The difference is that Porter is much stronger and hits much harder than Hatton.

With the title-winning effort against Devon Alexander and now this stoppage of Malignaggi, Porter is quickly moving up that crowded welterweight ladder. There is a saying that a fighter gets 50% better after they win the title. That isn’t the case often, but in Porter’s case, it applies. He is a budding star and, as always, Malignaggi was a class act and took the loss in stride. A great night for the champion.

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Peter Quillin Outpoints Lukas Konecny: SHOWTIME BOXING RESULTS – BOXING NEWS

April 19th, 2014

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By Geno McGahee

WBO middleweight champion, Peter Quillin, 31-0, 22 KO’s, cruised to an easy decision win over the challenger, Lukas Konecny, 50-5, 23 KO’s, taking the unanimous decision by scores of 120-108 and 119-109 (twice). The story of the bout was that a good big man can beat a good little man. Konecny was game and aggressive but he could not have any impact on the champion. He landed some good left hooks and uppercuts, but the power wasn’t there. To his credit, Quillin wasn’t able to hurt him that much either.

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Boxing News – ShoBox Stunner: Rod Salka Outpoints Alexei Collado: Mike Tyson – “Harpoon Him in His Fat Ass!”

April 19th, 2014

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“Harpoon him in his fat ass. I so love Mike Tyson…he can play with my pigeon any time.” — Antonio Martin, RSR #1 Reader

ROD SALKA GIVES ALEXEI COLLADO
A BOXING LESSON IN FRONT
OF HIS HOMETOWN CROWD ON SHOWTIME

ShoBox: The New Generation From
Monroeville Convention Center in Monroeville, Pa.

Don’t Miss The Replay on Thursday, April 24
At 10:30 p.m. ET/PT On SHOWTIME EXTREME

Photo Credit: Stephanie Trapp / SHOWTIME

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to CEO/Publisher “Bad” Brad Berkwitt – Birthday News

April 18th, 2014

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RSR Press Release

CEO/Publisher of Ringside Report, “Bad” Brad Berkwitt, has turned the big 46 today. He has covered the sport of boxing for years and has branched out into the acting field, putting yet another medium of entertainment on blast.

Throughout the years, Berkwitt had helped many a journalist make their way in the sport of boxing, and has selflessly aided countless others in many fields. He is 46 today and we wish him many more.

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Boxing Comes to Texas – TWO NIGHTS FOR ONE PRICE – Alamodome in San Antonio Fight Night – Boxing News

April 17th, 2014

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“Bad” Brad Berkwitt Co-Stars on House Of Horrors for the ID Channel – Breaking Entertainment News

April 16th, 2014

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By Geno McGahee

badbradberkwitt.com has new photos in the photo gallery. Also, there is an update about “Bad” Brad being cast in ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS. Check out all of the latest updates here.

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Bernard Hopkins, Paulie Malignaggi and Peter Quillin See Action Saturday on Showtime – BOXING NEWS

April 16th, 2014

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By Geno McGahee

This Saturday, 49-year-old, Bernard “The Alien” Hopkins, 54-6-2, 32 KO’s, returns to the ring in a light heavyweight title unification bout against Beibut Shumenov, 14-1, 9 KO’s. The division is packed with talent and Hopkins has been on borrowed time for a long time, but he has picked his opponents carefully and knows what style he can defeat at this stage of his career. The slow plodding guys like Kelly Pavlik, Tavoris Cloud and Jean Pascal were easy to frustrate and outpoint. Hopkins is a puzzle, but the solution is speed and work rate. Joe Calzaghe and Chad Dawson proved it. Shumenov is not a fast fighter and that is why he is there Saturday night.

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Bigfoot News: New Yeti Sighting has Researchers Jubilant

April 15th, 2014

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By The Emperor

“A light snow was coming down and behind building 6, I saw something that made me freeze in my tracks. It was Bigfoot and he was doing something shocking.”—James Patterson

Bigfoot is real! It took me years, but I am the #1 Bigfoot Researcher in England. Each day, my email is inundated with emails from my dedicated readers sending me Bigfoot news, photographs and video.

My team of Bigfoot experts, (TOBE) reviews each email to ensure we post only the most authentic news when it comes to Bigfoot sightings.Today, my expert team chose this story and photo from John Patterson who lives in Wyoming.

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Ricky Martin SHOCKER: Move Over, Antonio Martin is Shaking his BON BON NOW

April 15th, 2014

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By Anthony “Holla Santiago

As my straights and queens know, I am Puerto Rican through and through. Our colors don’t run pal! Blah Blah Blah. Who Dat – Dang! Well, nothing gets my G-string more up my ass than an idiot who writes in to my entertainment column. As I always do babygirls, I am going to release the dogs and put him on face blast! Holla…

Here is the email I got from one Antonio Martin, who is around 42, lives on his mom’s couch, refuses to work, complains about his diabetic legs and swears he can play basketball while he jacks off to Teen Beat Magazine! Loser ALERT! I heard from a reliable source, he got a special package a few years back in the mail and not only used it on himself, but his make believe girlfriend. Oh please!

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UFO News: CNN, Fox and Top News Stations Race to Phoenix Arizona to Interview Alien Abductee Survivor

April 15th, 2014

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By The Emperor

“About three weeks ago, I was working security around the parameter and saw a strange group of rectangle lights. As I approached, I was swept off my feet and wound up on an alien spacecraft.”—Murray Thomas

UFO’s and Aliens are real. For years, I have covered them in my award winning column “THE UFO FILES.” Every day my email is inundated with contact from UFO followers, fellow researchers and of course, a few nuts, but I always read each one and have my team review it. Today, my research team chose this story from Murray Thomas, from Phoenix Arizona.

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WWE SHOCKER: Record 1 Million U.S. Households Watch WRESTLEMANIA

April 15th, 2014

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WWE® (NYSE: WWE) today announced that WrestleMania 30 reached a record 1 million households in the U.S. alone on WWE Network and pay-per-view combined, the first time WrestleMania has eclipsed this mark domestically. With more than 667,000 WWE Network subscribers in the U.S. and nearly 400,000 domestic pay-per-view buying homes for WrestleMania 30, WWE is confident that it will reach its goal of 1 million subscribers by the end of 2014.

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WWE News: WWE To Report First Quarter 2014 Results

April 15th, 2014

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WWE (NYSE:WWE) announced that it will report its 2014 first quarter results on Thursday, May 1, 2014, before the opening of the market. The Company’s Chairman & CEO Vincent K. McMahon and the Company’s Chief Strategy & Financial Officer George Barrios will host the conference call beginning at 11:00 a.m. ET to discuss the results.
All interested parties are welcome to listen to a live web cast that will be hosted through the Company’s web site at ir.corporate.wwe.com. Participants can access the conference call by dialing 1-800-697-5978 (US Toll Free) or 1-630-691-2750 using the passcode 7849998. Please reserve a line 10-15 minutes prior to the start time of the conference call.

The earnings release and presentation to be referenced during the call will be available at ir.corporate.wwe.com. A replay of the call will be available after the conference call concludes, and can be accessed on the Company’s web site.

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Ultimate Warrior CAUSE OF DEATH – NANCY GRACE, WWE Update & More – WWE NEWS

April 15th, 2014

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By Masked Hernandez

Let me tell you something brother. As I was riding down the coast on my Harley brother, I was sent a video on my iPhone by my brother in the mask with Nancy Grace talking about the death of the Ultimate Warrior. It made my blood boil brother.

The man has gone to the ring in the sky man and she is talking about steroids and she knows nothing about the blood and the mud man. She has no right to talk about the sport brother. When Pompadour Piledriver, admitted steroid usage, Grace came out of nowhere to throw that cat under the bus man. Whatcha gonna do Nancy when my masked maniacs go wild on you!

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Benny Mardones: Into the Night – Music Gems

April 14th, 2014

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Jennifer Lopez DEAD: Death of Legendary Actress and Singer has Fans in Mourning – Death Hoax Exposed by Righting a Wrong Team (RAW)

April 14th, 2014

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By The Emperor

I am the Emperor and I am striking back… My LEGENDARY friend Jennifer Lopez, is the latest celebrity dealing with fake death hoaxes! It’s the same asshat, noodledick, Goya supplementary eating induced farts, cantankerous heredity fructose intolerance losers titillating your spasmodic and indefensible buttocks shedding symptomatic pigeon toes, who wouldn’t know a dead person if it harpooned them in their fat asses who said he was DEAD. Really? Really?

Nice try fellas, but she is alive and well and he is not happy about what you’re saying. These Media TWATS will never admit this, but Will is bigger than they ever will be. Dang Crappy Websites! Thank You, Thank You, Thank You for being idiots and letting me release the dogs on you and your CRAPPY WEBSITES!

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