May 20th, 2013 
Geno 
By Masked Hernandez
Let me tell you something brother. When WCW was going to the mat with the WWE every Monday night, Goldberg was a star attraction man. He used the spear and the jackhammer to devastate his opponents, reminding many of the Cupcake Killer and his run on the indie scene in the mid 1980s. But Goldberg went further man and had a huge fan base and when WCW closed their doors, he came knocking at the WWE.
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
By Masked Hernandez
Let me tell you something brother. As I was driving my Harley up the coast, my phone went ring-a-ding man and it was my brother in the mask dude and he told me that Vinnie Mac had a special plan for Brock Lesnar after his victory over Triple H.
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
By “Bad” Brad Berkwitt
Alex Jones is one of the most listened to men in America, bringing alternative news to the masses that are currently craving a break from the mainstream. Jesse Ventura’s long-running television show “CONSPIRACY THEORY” became a hit, reinforcing the fact that the world is not buying what the mainstream news is broadcasting.
Geno McGahee, the horror filmmaker that brought the world the indie hits “FAMILY SECRET” and “RISE OF THE SCARECROWS” has created a dramatic short film by the name of “LONE GUNMAN”. It concerns a manufactured terrorist event, media manipulation and call out to the world to draw their own conclusions. On May 4th, it premiered big screen to a packed house in Three Rivers, Massachusetts, and the reaction was amazing. McGahee noted that “the crowd stayed for two hours after the event was over to discuss LONE GUNMAN and SCARY TALES, (the two films that premiered that night). I’m very pleased with the crowd reaction and look forward to see how it does in the Alex Jones Operation Paul Revere contest.”
LONE GUNMAN is now on line, free to watch on YouTube and in its entirety. I highly recommend this film.
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. I feel like I’m the KITCHEN NIGHTMARES go-to guy now, after all this coverage of those two assclowns, Samy and Amy Bouzaglo. Y’all know that my friend the LEGENDARY Gordon Ramsay, walked out on them and didn’t help them because of their attitudes. They were stealing tips, lying, and being overall noodle dicks. I had no choice but to put them on blast. YA HEARD!
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber
OMG! My vote counted! How you like-a dat? My friend, the LEGENDARY Justin Bieber won the milestone award at the Billboard Awards and rightfully so! YA HEARD! Yeah, I called up those assclowns and told them that if Bieber didn’t win, I was going braless for the next five years and lord knows that I’m going toothless because I ain’t got no teeth! Ja-ja…he-he…
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. These keyboard warriors are keeping it going…constantly putting my friend, the LEGENDARY Eminem on blast with this death hoax nonsense. He is NOT dead. I just spoke to the man. YA HEARD!
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. I just found out that my friend, the LEGENDARY Sinbad, was put on blast by the IRS. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but we are going to bail out my friend. I am righting this wrong!
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May 20th, 2013 Emperor 
By The Emperor
Ground control to Major Tom, come in Tommy Boy…. It’s the “Real Queen of England” here and my flat has become UFO Central. Today, my husband, Herol, and his assistant Jonas, sifted through nine hundred trillion and twenty one emails from my Emperor account that got slammed with my dedicated readers sending me UFO news and photographs today. Ha ha ha
Jonas, who also is the President of “The Menudo Fan Club” and the owner of a proud new puppy, Cookie chose this story and photograph from a photographer/journalist named Yan Clickao, from Russia and he took this SHOCKING alien photo that has the internet buzzing.
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
WWE (NYSE:WWE) today announced that it will be returning to Abu Dhabi with three action-packed live events from Thursday, October 10 through Saturday, October 12, 2013 at the Zayed Sports City Tennis Stadium. Tickets go on sale tomorrow, May 20 and are available at ticketmaster.ae.
Fans attending WWE LIVE™ presented by Figaro’s Pizza will be able to see their favorite Superstars, including current WWE Champion John Cena®, Sheamus®, Mark Henry® and Ryback®, plus many more.**
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
Konami Digital Entertainment, Inc. today announced METAL GEAR SOLID: THE LEGACY COLLECTION will be available in North America and South America on July 9, 2013.
Celebrating the 25th anniversary of the METAL GEAR SOLID franchise, this PlayStation®3 exclusive package will include METAL GEAR SOLID, METAL GEAR SOLID 2: HD Edition, METAL GEAR SOLID 3: HD Edition (which includes the original MSX versions of METAL GEAR and METAL GEAR 2), METAL GEAR SOLID: Peace Walker HD Edition, METAL GEAR SOLID: VR MISSIONS, METAL GEAR SOLID 4: Trophy Edition and two Ashley Wood digital graphic novels which will be released for the first time in North America. In addition, the collection will include an all-new 100 page art book highlighting marketing art from across the globe, spanning the profound 25 year history of the esteemed franchise.
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
Visitors to MCM London Comic Con on 24-26 May will get an exclusive worldwide first to play of Deadpool, Activision’s exciting new actioner starring Marvel Comics’ iconic anti-hero. The publisher says that show attendees will have the chance to get hands-on with two levels from the upcoming game, which will be released on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC (via Steam) on 28 June.
As if getting a worldwide exclusive first play isn’t enough, you’ll also be able to take part in a range of special Deadpool activities across the weekend:
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
One of MotoGP’s official commentators lends his voice to the official video game of the MotoGP 2013 season!
Publisher PQube, along with Milestone, one of the most successful racing videogame developers for consoles and PC, announces the inclusion of one of MotoGPTM’s most recognised voices as the in-game commentator forMotoGP™13, the official game of the MotoGP™ World Championship 2013,due for release in June 2013.
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May 20th, 2013 Geno 
Deathstroke confirmed as playable character in Batman: Arkham Origins challenge mode pre-order now for Xbox 360, PS3 and PC for exclusive early access to the Deathstroke packToday, Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and DC Entertainment confirmed that Deathstroke will be a fully playable character in the challenge mode for Batman: Arkham Origins™. Fans who pre-order the game for Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation®3 system or Windows PC will receive exclusive early access to the Deathstroke pack.
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May 19th, 2013 Geno 
By “Bad” Brad Berkwitt
The fifth episode of “Horror Talk” with popular horror podcaster Gruesome Hertzogg and horror indie filmmaker Geno McGahee (EVIL AWAKENING, RISE OF THE SCARECROWS, FAMILY SECRET, SCARY TALES, SICKLE) have come together again to discuss some classic horror.
Discussed in this episode are the films that make up FOUND FOOTAGE: HOLLOW, V/H/S, DINOSAUR PROJECT & MORE. A panel of horror experts was brought on this popular show to talk horror. Listen to the discussion with inside stories and some heated debate on HORROR TALK.
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May 19th, 2013 Geno 
By Geno McGahee
Photos of “Bad” Brad, Joe Henson, NYC
The acting career of “Bad” Brad Berkwitt has taken off in just a short period of time, landing roles in shows like VEEP along with some programming on the ID Network. Berkwitt now joins the hit show: “The Wiseguy Kitchen ‘Dinner With The Mob’”, playing “Tony Knuckles,” a former boxer/Mafioso character that makes up part of Vinny’s crew.
Berkwitt said that “joining the cast of The Wiseguy Kitchen “Dinner With The Mob” is a honor. To be working with a veteran actor like Vincent Fiore, and award-winning actress, Connie Lamothe, is truly a thrill. The dress rehearsals were a great deal of fun and I think the crowd is in for a great show.”
The Wiseguy Kitchen “Dinner With The Mob” will be showing at the Iris Lounge 1524 Spring Hill Road McLean, VA 22102 (703) 760-9000 on the following dates:
May 20
June 3
July 1
Doors open at 6 PM, Dinner served at 7:00, Cooking Show at 7:30
The tickets are $25 per person and include a four course Italian dinner and the show!
For tickets, please visit: www.thewiseguykitchen.com/index.html
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May 19th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. As y’all know, I’ve been dealing with a lot of threats since my articles exposing those assclown, noodle dick, keyboard warrior, liberal twats, Samy and Amy Bouzaglo. Yeah, they were featured on my friend, the LEGENDARY Gordon Ramsay’s show “KITCHEN NIGHMARES” and they showed just how much of a dick face they were. It was the first time that Gordon refused to help a restaurant.
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May 18th, 2013 Geno 
By Geno McGahee
Lucas Matthysse, 34-2, 32 KO’s, walked through Lamont Peterson, 31-2-1, 16 KO’s, with ease, winning via spectacular knockout in the third round. In the first round, Peterson tried boxing, using range and his skills to take the round, but in the second round, Matthysse found his range and dropped Peterson with a left hook.
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May 18th, 2013 Geno
By Geno McGahee
Devon Alexander, 25-1, 14 KO’s, dominated Lee Purdy, 20-4-1, 13 KO’s, en route to a seventh round stoppage. Alexander threw a lot of punches and punished Purdy every round, avoiding nearly all of the incoming punches. Purdy could never find anything that worked and spent most of the time defending. He brought in a lot of bravado but not much more.
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May 18th, 2013 Geno 
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber
OMG! The biggest story in the whole wide world is an anteater by the name of “Armani” that gave birth without having sex with anyone. This would make the baby the Christ of anteaters. Jesus Christ that is deep! YA HEARD! I thought that maybe we had something real here…not like the Bible. Real stuff that you can sink your teeth into but I can’t because I ain’t got no teeth!
Armani pushed “Alice” out of her naughty parts and have baffled scientists across the globe. I could understand if they said that the guy didn’t pull out fast enough and she got knocked up, but they are saying that there was no sex going on at all. Really? Really? Nice try fellas.
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May 17th, 2013 Geno 
By “Bad” Brad Berkwitt
The fourth episode of “Horror Talk” with popular horror podcaster Gruesome Hertzogg and horror indie filmmaker Geno McGahee (EVIL AWAKENING, RISE OF THE SCARECROWS, FAMILY SECRET, SCARY TALES, SICKLE) have come together again to discuss some classic horror.
Discussed in this episode are the films that make up FOUND FOOTAGE: CLOVERFIELD, LAST EXORCISM, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, BLAIR WITCH PROJECT & MORE. A panel of horror experts was brought on this popular show to talk horror. Listen to the discussion with inside stories and some heated debate on HORROR TALK.
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May 17th, 2013 Geno
The fighters for tomorrow night’s SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING telecast from Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey stepped on the scales today at Caesars Atlantic City for the Official Weigh-in. Main event fighters Lamont Peterson and Lucas Matthysse made the catch-weight limit of 141 pounds with Peterson weighing in at 141 lbs. and Matthysse tipping the scale at 140 lbs. IBF Welterweight World Champion Devon Alexander made the welterweight limit of 147 lbs. but his opponent, Lee Purdy, was unable to make the weight after two attempts, coming in at 147.8 lbs. As a result Purdy will not be eligible to win the world championship title in tomorrow night’s fight.
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May 15th, 2013 Geno 
By Geno McGahee
Photos of “Bad” Brad, Joe Henson, NYC
The acting career of “Bad” Brad Berkwitt has taken off in just a short period of time, landing roles in shows like VEEP along with some programming on the ID Network. Berkwitt now joins the hit show: “The Wiseguy Kitchen ‘Dinner with the Mob’”, playing “Tony Knuckles,” a former boxer/Mafioso character that makes up part of Vinny’s crew.
Berkwitt said that “joining the cast of The Wiseguy Kitchen “Dinner With The Mob” is a honor. To be working with a veteran actor like Vincent Fiore, and award-winning actress, Connie Lamothe, is truly a thrill. The dress rehearsals were a great deal of fun and I think the crowd is in for a great show.”
The Wiseguy Kitchen “Dinner With The Mob” will be showing at the Iris Lounge 1524 Spring Hill Road McLean, VA 22102 (703) 760-9000 on the following dates:
May 20
June 3
July 1
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May 15th, 2013 Geno 
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber
OMG! The one thing in this life that I cannot stand is crybabies. In Zaleski, Ohio, there is this old guy named John Potter, 91, and he is now upset that his daughter is trying to evict him from the house that he built. Well, pal, you must not be easy to live with. I know a lot of old people that are complete pains in the ass and they should be shipped to those abusive nursing homes. Remember, the nursing home ain’t doing the job until you see the cigarette burn on grandpa’s forehead. Ja-ja…he-he…YA HEARD!
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May 15th, 2013 Geno 
By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. Y’all know that I hate when women cry. Being a man’s man, you have to council the ladies and give them a broad shoulder to cry on. When my LEGENDARY friend, Taylor Swift, phoned me and said: “Vinman, I got some fat stalker in my backyard and I’m terrified! He was standing there in a skin-tight shirt and gave me a fist pump, holding markers and 8x10s of Mario Lopez! Oh my god, I knew he was trouble when he walked in…to my backyard! I was so scared! Oh Vinman, please protect me…put him on blast!” Taylor, my sweet, anything for you babe. YA HEARD!
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May 15th, 2013 Geno
By “Bad” Brad Berkwitt
On May 4th, the film LONE GUNMAN by horror filmmaker Geno McGahee (FAMILY SECRET, SCARY TALES, SICKLE) wowed a packed house in Three Rivers, Massachusetts. McGahee would release the entire movie on YouTube and has entered it into the Alex Jones Operation Paul Revere contest.
LONE GUNMAN concerns a staged school shooting with crisis actors, based on the Sandy Hook shooting conspiracy theory. McGahee noted that “the film is here to make people think. Hopefully it can open the eyes of some.”
With the recent Boston Marathon bombings, McGahee’s film seems more poignant and has been turning a lot of heads.
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