OMG! Melissa Mainier of Harrisburg, PA, was waiting tables at some dive called the Peachtree Restaurant and Lounge met some fossil named Benjamin Olewine. Well, she began to bitch to skeletor and he whipped out his wallet and paid 30 G’s of her student loans. Really? Really? Nice try Benjamin, but I think you wanted to whip something else out. YA HEARD!
Every time I look at that old bastard, I see pervert. I see walking hard on. I see “here’s 30 G’s, I want sucky-sucky.” He reminds me of my uncle Jose. He used to dress like Santa 365 days a year but he didn’t wear pants. He painted his legs red and wanted me to sit on his lap. Really? Really? He’s not getting a pass on this one. I’m glad he died last year.